Since I last posted, I’ve been finishing up all sorts of knitting projects, some long-term and some instant gratification, but I haven’t been able to blog about them because my computer died and I’m using my old laptop. Okay, technically, nothing is stopping me from blogging, but everything’s harder on this old computer, and I am too lazy to import pictures and so on. I’m supposed to get my computer back today, and then I can play catch-up.

In the meantime, I will answer the “Eight Random Things about Me” meme that Gryphon tagged me for. I think that Mel tagged me for it a few months ago, but I was too lazy to do it. Also, I kept thinking it was “Eight Weird Things about Me,” and I couldn’t think of anything weird about myself. (I told David that, and he thought it was funny. He did not have any trouble coming up with weird things about me.) But then I thought of several items that are both weird (by some standards) and random, which I will list for your edification. There’s supposed to be a baby picture, too, according to Gryphon’s modified rules, but I don’t have any handy. I’ll try to remember to add one after I get my computer back.

Edited to add: Here’s that baby picture! I like this one because I am so obviously pouting. And if someone was taking my picture, the pouting was just as obviously not being taken very seriously. I am about two and a half here.

baby picture

Baby Ruth

1. I have two TVs, but neither of them has any channels hooked up — no cable, no antenna, no reception. At least, I assume that they have no reception; I’ve never tried to receive anything on them, so I can’t be sure. There’s one TV in the bedroom, which we use at night to watch movies and shows we get through Netflix (currently season 3 of Deadwood), and there’s another TV on the wall in the basement, which entertains us when we’re on the treadmill. Otherwise, we don’t watch TV.

2. I exercise five or six times a week, and it’s one of my favorite things to do. I run, do yoga, walk and hike, ride my road bike, ride my mountain bike, ski, snowshoe, do indoor climbing, and lift weights. For the vast majority of my life, I considered myself to be “not athletic” because of my mediocrity at all the team sports and gym class games that constitute athletics in the public schools. I think it’s practically a crime that we introduce children to exercise by having them do competitive sports, which only a small fraction will ever excel in, and which teach many children, including myself, much more about what it feels like to fail and be humiliated repeatedly than they do about “cooperation” and “healthy competition.”

3. I’m a vegetarian, and I cook just about everything David and I eat from scratch. When I go to the grocery store, I’m usually quietly appalled at the groceries other people are buying. No vegetables! Hamburger Helper! Gallons of strawberry-flavored milk! Cases and cases of soda! Pounds and pounds of red meat! Frozen meals! Yikes!

4. Despite the impression items 1-3 above almost certainly give, I’m not an evangelist for my way of life. If you watch TV, don’t exercise, and eat processed food for every meal, I don’t care. Really.

5. I don’t do (and am not interested in doing) any craft except knitting.

6. I am the vice-president of the Board of Directors of the Brown County Historical Society.

7. I don’t understand and have never understood why people like cats so much. I have nothing against cats, really — they seem fine. I just don’t get their appeal.

8. I only blow-dry my hair about twice a year, and I don’t dye it, even though it is just plain brown. Sometimes I get the impression that this puts me in a very small minority of American women. Why am I the only person I ever seem to encounter in public with wet hair?